April 1, 2005

  • It's all about the Itty:


    I would like to take a moment to tell you all how fabulously wonderful my Itty Bitty is.  First, she's perfect.  You should all be jealous.  I just cannot put into words how precious she really is.


    She plays pattycake now.  I start singing PattyCake to her and she'll start clapping her little hands together and giggling.


    Snurfing is awesome.  She scrunches up her little nose and breathes in and out really fast as though something smells hideous.  We call this snurfing.  It's HILARIOUS.


    All she needs is a little bouncy bounce.  You know those Vonage commercials?  The ones with that really annoying song "Doo-doo. Doo, Doo, Doo."  Anyway, every time it comes on I put her on my knee and bounce her.  If I stop, she goes "Doo-doo.  Doo-doo" and flaps her little arms like a chicken.


    She'll never think counting to 3 is threatening.  If you say "One..." she stops whatever she's doing and just looks at you.  When you say "Two..." she gets a big ol' honkin grin on her little face and starts to get excited.  If you can manage to get to "Three!" without laughing at her excitement she'll start hyperventilating and jumping up and down in anticipation of what's coming... which is usually a toss in the air or a zurburt or tickling, which all result in gales of laughter.


    See, I know that now you wish you had one too.




    Update: I just got off the phone with Husband... this is how our conversation went.



    Husband: Hello
    Me: Hi
    Husband: Hey. How are you?
    Me: I'm good.  I was just talking to a co-worker and it kinda got me to thinking
    Husband: Uh-oh... this can't be good
    Me: Well, I was kinda wondering... when did you want to think about trying for another Itty
    Husband: *silence*
    Me: Because, you know, I think I want another one
    Husband: Uhh... I think you've got the wrong number
    Me: Really Husband, I want one
    Husband: Are you serious?
    Me: Of course I'm serious
    Husband: *silence* ... *sigh*
    Me: Husband?
    Husband: Yeah?
    Me: April Fool's
    Husband: *click*


    Now THAT is good comedy.

Comments (8)

  • I do.

    She sounds delightful!

  • I'll just admire Itty Bitty from afar. There's no way I would ever have a kid that perfect. Kudos to you and the whole family!

  • rofl, thats good, wish i had thought of that. its about the same around my house. haha

  • No, see, that was cruel.  You don't call your husband and make a joke like that.  You can even joke about his penis before joking about kids.  Men are much less sensitive about their penis than they are about having kids.

    Besides, he hasn't finished raising his penis and how he has a child and you think he's ready for ANOTHER child.  Let him finish raising his penis first.

  • LOL!  Itty is such a cutie. :)

  • *gigglesnort* Yay for itty bitty

    ~the chucksteR~

  • awesome...  awesome....  awesome!!!  he should have said, 'you so crazy, i think i wanna have your baby'  oh wait... that doesn't make sense

  • You're right, I am jealous.

    My gf says my biological clock is ticking...  Isn't it the other way around?

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